In ninth grade I met a cute blonde with a great sense of humor and an impecable reputation. Little did I know that she would one day become my wife. In this day and age of high divorce rates and low committment levels, I consider it a rare blessing to be able to say that I've never regretted being married to Kim for one moment. She's a true gift, and she's as beautiful as ever. Thanks, Honey, for 10 wonderful years. Maybe we can celebrate by taking the kids to McDonalds!!